March 23, 2003

ALIENS REALLY DO EXIST

If you still need proof, Click Here. With proof like this, why do people continue to insist that they do not?

Posted by Mikal at March 23, 2003 1:50 PM | TrackBack


Comments:

Clearly irrefutable.

Posted by: Mark Rowland at March 24, 2003 8:02 PM

And here I thought that was "Alien Sexist."

Posted by: D. Lee Grooms at March 25, 2003 12:27 PM

aliens exist I was probed last night

Posted by: tytytytytyty at January 21, 2004 12:51 PM

aliens do exist....i was abducted...probed... "played with" and tortured..then sent back...my ears wouldn't stop ringing for a week....and I kept tossing and turning in bed...and every once in a while I completely space out, and when I wake up, i am somewhere i have never been before..... @.o

Posted by: aliens really exist at June 19, 2004 7:52 PM

Aliens do, in fact, exist. I have scientific proof and evidence of this fact.
I will now post a message from them.

Years ago, when the alien-broadcast program began, government scientists decided to broadcast a message that would be simple yet convey a sense of love, universal peace and brotherhood: "Have a Nice Day." They broadcast this message over and over, day after day, year after year, until one day they got an answer:

Dear Earth Persons:
OK. We are having a nice day. We also have a number of extremely sophisticated weapons, and unless you start broadcasting something more interesting, we will reduce your planet to a very warm object the size of a child's bowling ball.
Regards,
The Aliens

So as you can see, they clearly do exist. thank you for your attention.
Dr. Peter Bright

Posted by: Dr. Bright at June 22, 2004 9:55 AM

listen aliens dont exist because they dont know what a bowling ball is i mean if they did it would be pretty fake if you know what i am saying

Posted by: ollie at August 3, 2004 6:38 AM

i think they exsict.

Posted by: philippe at October 4, 2005 6:17 PM

aliens dont exist and you guys are nerds obbsessed with aliens and crap

Posted by: at October 14, 2005 4:47 PM

aliens do exist all i have proof it is that
i saw one once but i didnt have the time to capture it i saw it in an empty desert thay were many of them

aliens exist and theyre after us

Posted by: emo at October 27, 2005 5:13 PM

i have not been abducted, yet, and i have never had a 'close encounter' but something tells me that we can't possibly be the only life in this whole pointless universe and i refuse to belive otherwise......................................
What is there to look for or to belive in if we are alone.

Posted by: beliver at November 1, 2005 12:19 PM

You guys are serious? Aliens do NOT exist. If you seriously are trying to get away with the "ive been abducted" crap, try signing up for the drama club or something.

Posted by: at November 3, 2005 11:26 AM

They're out to get me!

Posted by: paraniod! at November 7, 2005 2:25 PM

hey i need 2 write an english assignment arguing bout whether aliens exist or not, cud u pls send me sum name of site whr i can get points 4 dat? thnk u

Posted by: memememe at November 13, 2005 12:38 AM

Crackheads....

Posted by: kat at November 21, 2005 11:10 AM

Haha aliens, thats crazy

Posted by: Pee at November 29, 2005 9:50 AM