CONTEST: WHO SAID THIS?

The first person to correctly attribute the following quote will receive two T-shirts worn by me (Mikal Belicove) in the mid-1990s.

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.'"

In order to qualify, your entry must include name and date references, along with proof (in the form of one or more believable Internet links). And no, Matt Holzmann, a link to your own Blog displaying a similar quote doesn't count (but much to your credit, I did find the quote on your site, but not who said it).

That would be Chris Rock (though, oddly, I've also seen it credited to Charles Barkley...hmmm).

Are they "Rude Dog" t-shirts?

It was the guy that said that one thing that time, remember???