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I was really jealous when a childhood friend received the GI Joe carrier for Christmas one year. I'd be REALLY jealous if one of my friends got the Swan Hunter & Wigham Richardson Limited England for Christmas... Not to mention, the thing is an antique, which I doubt was caculated into the cost. I'm hoping that when/if one of my friends get's the aircraft carrier that I get to go for a cruise.

Matty - Perhaps, if you're elected to public office, we can arrange for you to land on the Carrier for a photo-op.

By putting on a military uniform, didn't our Commander and Cheif voilate one of the sacred tenets of the US Presidency? I'm hoping that I would have the integrity to overcome the urge to defame the name of the Presidency like that.