WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN A BIRD CRAPS ON YOU?

There I was, minding my own business, when all of the sudden one of my co-workers says, "Hey Mikal, what's that on the back of your shirt?" Sure enough, there was bird dung on my back. So, I ask, what does it mean a bird craps on you? Is it an omen of some kind? Anyone care to weigh in?

It means nothing. Simply, a bird shat on you. UNLESS, you'd like to attach a story to it. That's your choice, but it's pretty silly.

Ah, but it could mean many, substantive things. For example, existentially, what does it really mean that a bird crapped on you? Is it destiny? Fate? If we were to deconstruct your experience, did a bird *really* shit on you? Or is it such that the language and symbols we employ to convey that meaning merely *represent* the idea or notion of a bird, of shit, of you? What would the Zora-Astorian say? For 5 bucks, you could have a fortune teller give you the meaning of the bird shitting on you, that particular day, that time, & that place. Any philosophers out there?

The bird shat.

It means you have to change your shirt...I hope.

Well a bird just shat on me today and let me tell you, it better mean something good because it was anything but pleasant.

Well today was strange for me ,i settled a lawsuit for a substancial amount of money , and as i was driving home a bird shat on me thru my window , ....... any comments?>

today a brid shit on me