IF YOU COULD BE

Below: 34 different occupations.

Your job: Select three or more, then finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession.

If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be a judge...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be an actor...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be an artist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a mob boss...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-DYI host...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a midget stripper...
If I could be a political activist...
If I could be a personal trainer...
If I could be a professional diver...
If I could be a TV talk show host...
If I could be a stand-up comedian...
If I could be a public address announcer...
If I could be a professional race car driver...

If I could be a judge, I'd order DNA testing for anyone already jailed for a crime where DNA evidence may put to rest any questions about guilt or innocence.

If I could be a stand-up comedian, I would!

If I could be an innkeeper, I'd run the Rosemont Inn in Montrose, Pennsylvania.

If I could be a chef, I'd attempt to be as good a chef as my Brother.

If I could be a psychologist, I'd understand myself better.

If I could be a public address announcer, I'd be happy, big-time!

If I could be a professor, regardless of what I taught, I'd use experiential / hands-on methods (none of this lecturing stuff for my students).

If I could be an athlete, I'd play tennis every day.

If I could be a librarian, I'd grow my long enough to wear it up in a bun like my middle school librarian did.

If I could be a mob boss...I'd make my henchmen wear shiny purple polyester suits.

If I could be a llama-rider...I'd live in South America.

If I could be a bonnie pirate...I'd have to learn how to use a sword.

If I could be a gardener...I'd grow big, juicy red organic tomatoes.

If I could be a Jedi...I'd use my Jedi mind tricks to quell the dark side of life.

If I could be an architect...I'd build a house big enough to contain my entire family, everyone could live in their own wing of the house.

If I could be a musician...I'd play the drums.

If I could be a missionary...ugh, I'd never be a missionary!

If I could be an artist: I would paint like Monet

If I could be an Innkeeper: I would have a small, happy guesthouse in Belize.

If I could be a midget stripper: I'd be signing Dominic Monaghan to play me in the movie of my life.

If I could be a chef: I'd create guilt-free desserts

If I could be a chef I would create wonderful dishes full of good nutrition and no calories.
If I could be a writer I would write children's books that would grab the imagination and take it places it had never been...and I wouldn't keep you waiting for sequels.
If I could be an artist I would create all types of media full of beautiful colors at reasonable prices.
If I could be a musician I would be blessed with a voice that could be used outside of my shower and automobile. People would love to hear me sing instead of begging me to stop.