August 27, 2005
RECENT CONVERSATION #3
LAST NIGHT
Me: Do you mind if we watch football during our show's commercial breaks?
The GF: That's fine.
Me: Thanks!
GF: Would you watch a football game with my Dad if we were at my parent's house?
Me: Sweetie, I'd watch a football game with Pat Robertson!
GF: Who's Pat Roertson?
Me: I'd watch an entire football game with Saddam Hussein!
GF: Oh, okay. Got it.
EARLY THIS MORNING
The GF: HEY, were you comparing my Dad to Saddam Hussein?
Me: No way; I think your Dad's awesome.
GF: Okay, good, because I thought you were comparing him to Saddam Hussein.
Posted by Mikal at August 27, 2005 10:26 AM
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Oh sure you'd watch fpptball with Pat Robertson. Just make sure he doesn't find out about the oil well out behind your garage. ;-)
And of course that's "football", not "fpptball", which is the non-traditional spelling. Or the drunk pronunciation.
Ahh...hyperbole, and a fine use of it.
Ah, the joys of relationship communicating!
That sounds like the start of many relationship fights I've had.
Wait... so she's okay with you comparing her Dad to Pat Robertson? :)
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