SOMETIMES IT'S JUST BETTER TO LAUGH

If you need a laugh today, as I did over the last few days, this will help:

Married For The Night

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Happy Monday!

This is a good laugh this morning, Mikal. Of course, it would have to be a man and a woman in this country, unless it were a couple from Massachusetts. Have a great day! Lee McD

By the way, Mikal: Great new quote. I knew it would be quotable when he uttered the phrase. Lee McD

Wow, what a come back! I don't think I ever would have thought to do such a thing. But I suppose that's what makes it so dang funny.

It's a true story -- the man was me :)