GOVERNORS GONE WILD

Don't you just love political cartoonists?

IMPROV EVERYWHERE IN GRAND CENTRAL STATION

I'm not exactly sure when this occurred, but recently, about 200 people from an improv group called Improv Everywhere came to a complete halt in New York City's Grand Central Station for five minutes, amusing some while others apparently didn't even notice. From Improv Everywhere's blog:

On a cold Saturday in New York City, the world's largest train station came to a sudden halt. Over 200 Improv Everywhere Agents froze in place at the exact same second for five minutes in the Main Concourse of Grand Central Station. Over 500,000 people rush through Grand Central every day, but today, things slowed down just a bit as commuters and tourists alike stopped to notice what was happening around them. Enjoy the video...

Click on the play arrow below!

Two words: Absolutely Brilliant!

Thanks to Steve Lindhorst of GenuineSeller.com for the find.

AND THE NEWSROOM GOES SILENT

I opened my email this morning and found this:

I can't stop laughing!

Happy Thursday.

ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY

The Easter Bunny has taught me a lot, including:

• Everyone needs a friend who is all ears
• There's no such thing as too much candy
• All work and no play can make you a basket case
• Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day
• Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits
• Some body parts should be floppy
• Keep your paws off other people's jellybeans
• Good things come in small sugarcoated packages
• To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell
• The best things in life are still sweet and gooey

Enjoy the holiday (and if you don't celebrate it, enjoy the holiday weekend).

SOMETIMES IT'S JUST BETTER TO LAUGH

If you need a laugh today, as I did over the last few days, this will help:

Married For The Night

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Happy Monday!